Monday, April 5, 2010

Dancing with the non Star

How much do I love that the story required Khate to wear her natural bitchface?

Kate Gosselin,Tony Dovolani,Dancing With the Stars,bitchface

I imagine this "get out of my way" move is also familiar to Khate. That's right, Tony, choreograph to what she knows.
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Just like Steve carries around Khate's purse for her, Tony lifts up Khate's foot and moves it in a graceful manner for her.
Kate Gosselin,Tony Dovolani,Dancing With the Stars,bitchface

Whoa. The make-up, hair, and wardrobe people all hate Khate this week. Lay off the organic macaroons, Khate!
Kate Gosselin,Tony Dovolani,Dancing With the Stars,bitchface

Once again, Tony gets to drag Khate around. It's the highlight of his week.
Kate Gosselin,Tony Dovolani,Dancing With the Stars,bitchface

Once again, there is nobody in the audience to cheer Khate on, since she has no friends or family in her life. So the camera goes to Florence Henderson, who's all "You call that a paso doble?"
Dancing With the Stars,Florence Henderson

Khate doesn't even bother smiling at the judges any more. Hey Tony! If you want Khate to show personality in next week's dance, dress like Steve!
Kate Gosselin,Tony Dovolani,Dancing With the Stars,bitchface

Bruno does another delightful Khate impression. Only he shows animation and more than one facial expression, so that's a 7/10 for Bruno.
Dancing With the Stars

Brooke gets the Death Glare for not sucking up to Khate and mentioning that she has 8 children.
Kate Gosselin,Tony Dovolani,Dancing With the Stars,bitchface

By the way, how does putting on all whorish make-up help her kids? I mean, everything she does is to help her kids, right?
Kate Gosselin,Tony Dovolani,Dancing With the Stars

Okay, off to vote for Niecy, who remains awesome!

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