I love you Maks

Don't stop voting!

I will continue to vote for Niecy on Dancing With The Stars. I love her fun attitude and I appreciate that she puts a lot of work into her dancing. Louis was blessed to get a partner willing to expend effort instead of whining about her life, Kate.



Also, one of Kate's sisters, Clairissa Kreider Mertz, posted this on her I'm Voting for Kate Gosselin in Life! Facebook page:
"BIG FAVOR: Asking you to consider not watching DWTS anymore this season. I'd LOVE to hear that their ratings dipped again & they'll get that it's all b/c Kate left. She caused a ratings spike & I'd love to see her create a drop in viewership also. So can you do w/out DWTS for a few more weeks (till the finale)? If so, ...please take the challenge. Pass the word around to other pro-Kate sites. Thanks!!!"


Kate's mother, Charlene Kolak Kreider, thanked the sheeple commenting:
Once again--you people are SO awesome--Thanks for the support!! God Bless!


Clairissa hasn't learned how to ignore criticism like Khate because then she posted:
VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE, PLEASE READ: I wanted to clarify the last update. I, in no way, asked you not to watch DWTS with malicious intent. I simply thought it would be a cool experiment to show that Kate was really a draw for the show...

Wow, she runs off at the mouth just like Khate! But she does come off as nicer. She added:
Since I'm her sister, she is Numero Uno in my book so I hadn't thought through the impact to the rest of the contestants. If my words were taken negatively, please forgive me! They were not meant in that way. You do what you feel is right & watch what you would like to watch tonight with your family:) God bless!

Maybe Kate has something to learn from her little sister!
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Stupid PVR

No screencaps tonight because my PVR decided to record the show in two parts. So I got to see Khate be rude to Tony in rehearsal int he first part, then I got to hear the judges' delightful comments in the second. And the bullshit about the kids.

But I'm sure someone will have the video of the "performance" up. And I love the song choice - Khate certainly doesn't want anyone to forget about her!

Bravo

http://www.dwtsshow.com/articles/why-no-one-can-hate-kate-more-than-she-hates-herself

Why No One Can Hate Kate More Than She Hates Herself
Watching Kate Gosselin's desperately "happy" smiles, her increasing levels of personal discomfort and, finally, her rehearsal fit-turned-crying-jag on Monday night's Dancing With The Stars made me realize one sad thing. No matter how many tummy-tucks, tooth veneers or hair extensions she gets to meet some external standard of beauty, she'll never feel beautiful and thus, to a great degree, she'll never be beautiful. And no matter how many times Bruno tells her to let herself play a character on the dance floor, what he doesn't really understand is that she already is, and she doesn't know how to stop.

Kate Gosselin is a 35-year-old divorced mother of eight children with a douchebag, tabloid-baiting, midlife crisis-having, younger-lady boning ex-husband who will forever more be colloquailly known as "Stubby," the nickname given to him by Kate's doctor's 22-year-old daughter, Hailey Glassman, who became "the other woman" in the quickly-crumbling Gosselin marriage. And if the thought of having (painful, expensive) plastic surgery to make herself more attractive for her husband only to have him then hook up with her plastic surgeon's daughter doesn't evoke in you some amount of sympathy for Kate, then perhaps we've all bought into the notion of Kate as the Mean Mommy a little too much.

Sure, she's rigid and she's used to setting the rules. She has eight kids that, even without television cameras around, she's got to help feed, clothe, and get places. She has said she always wanted to be a mom, which is why she and Stubby underwent fertility treatments in the first place, and she got her wish in spades. But now, it's pretty clear she doesn't remember how to be anything but a mommy, and it's the only role she's comfortable making the primary focus in her life.

Even a MILF is a mother first, and a sex object second — but she's neither the only nor the oldest mother on the show. Niecy Nash has three kids and is five years older than Kate; Pamela Anderson is 8 years older than Kate and has 3 kids. Yet neither actress hypes their mommy-ness as much as Kate, and both are infinitely more comfortable in their skin as women, as evidenced by their feminine and sexy performances to date.

Watching Kate dance is a painful experience for the viewer -- nearly as painful as it appears to be for Kate. She obviously doesn't regularly wear heels, shake her hips or move her body (i.e., dance) for fun. She doesn't know where her arms are, let alone where they should be, she stands with her feet further apart than her hips, which projects an air of authority when standing in pants and an air of clumsiness when dancing in a short skirt. And her rehearsal videos show she finds the experience frustrating: why can't she make her body act like the other women in the show? Why is Tony's language about what to do with it so frustratingly confusing and vague?

Kate's used to finding people to blame -- we all are -- and it's easy to say that when a teacher isn't getting through to a student that the teacher needs to find another way. But Tony can't make Kate connect with the feminine part of dance because Kate's disconnected from her own feminine self. Mom is mom, she isn't a sexual being, in Kate's mind, and although she's gone under the knife to an unnecessary degree to achieve the outward appearance of sexiness, she doesn't appear sexy because she doesn't feel sexy. It shows in her body, in her frustration with how she can't make it behave as she wants it to behave, in her brittle smiles and her tensed up shoulders.

All the haters on the internet can't hate Kate Gosselin as much as she hates herself, and not because of her dancing. What I'd like to see is for Kate to look into a mirror instead of the camera and mouth the words, "I love you" to her own reflection and really mean it.Until then, even the love of her 8 children isn't going to make her feel right inside.

April 12

Ooh, check out the black extensions. How much time away from her kids did those cost Khate?




Wah wah wah. Khate admits on national TV that she gets up and checks the news for her name. And what she reads makes her life hell.


Grow the fuck up, Khate. If you really looked at the news, you'd see people with real problems. Plane crashes. Earthquakes. Suicide. Bullying. Those are real problems, not fake problems like Hugh Hefner saying he doesn't want your ass in Playboy. (And here is where I say, really Hef? You don't want to feature a woman with a mature body? Shocker!)

Stop your crying and focus on your kids. You know, your eight little moneymakers. Step away from the extension team and spend time with your children, one on one. Maybe then your life wouldn't be "hell".

So Khate let us know in advance that her dancing was going to suck because of her "hell". Thanks for the warning.


Khate forgot that she was only supposed to wear her "bitch face from hell" last week.


Khate lifts her own leg! Improvement!


Okay, she doesn't look bitchy. She looks bored. Doing the tango.


As usual, Tony does all of the dancing and emotional expression for both of them. He is a trouper.


I think they both want this to be over.


Man, does Khate hate Brooke or what? Every week Brooke gets the Death Glare.

Don't forget to vote!

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Jake Pavelka (with Chelsie Hightower): 1-800-868-3404

Niecy Nash (with Louis van Amstel): 1-800-868-3405

Evan Lysacek (with Anna Trebunskaya): 1-800-868-3406

Nicole Scherzinger (with Derek Hough): 1-800-868-3408

Aiden Turner (with Edyta Sliwinska): 1-800-868-3409

Pamela Anderson (with Damian Whitewood): 1-800-868-3411

The Neat Freak is a Freak

According to a PDF released by the publisher in advance of "Khate's" new book, she left snacks for the trash collectors. On top of the trash bins.

http://www.zondervan.com/media/samples/pdf/0310318963_samptxt.pdf. Pages 15-16.

Khate "says": "During that time, we exceeded our trash quota so often that we left presents on top of the trash cans in hopes the sanitation workers would take everything we put out. Sometimes we left little snacks, baked goods, or candy — anything we had."

Oh, I see. It's okay for Khate to berate her children in public for getting ice cream or washable markers on their clothes - but she can leave food on top of trash cans for the sanitation workers? Why, Khate? Because they're beneath you?

It's truly stunning how she perceives herself to be so different than the rest of the human race. She fake laughs about what a neat freak she is. "Ooh, look at me! I'm so freaky! Hee hee!" Methinks she's a neat freak when it suits her.

OMG

Jimmy Fallon was "attacked" by paparazzi and expresses his feelings through dance, exactly like Khate.

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FYI

Here is a clip of Tony Dovolani and Melissa Rycroft. This is what a paso doble is supposed to look like. This is what Tony can do when paired with someone who can dance and perform.

Dancing with the non Star

How much do I love that the story required Khate to wear her natural bitchface?



I imagine this "get out of my way" move is also familiar to Khate. That's right, Tony, choreograph to what she knows.


Just like Steve carries around Khate's purse for her, Tony lifts up Khate's foot and moves it in a graceful manner for her.


Whoa. The make-up, hair, and wardrobe people all hate Khate this week. Lay off the organic macaroons, Khate!


Once again, Tony gets to drag Khate around. It's the highlight of his week.


Once again, there is nobody in the audience to cheer Khate on, since she has no friends or family in her life. So the camera goes to Florence Henderson, who's all "You call that a paso doble?"


Khate doesn't even bother smiling at the judges any more. Hey Tony! If you want Khate to show personality in next week's dance, dress like Steve!


Bruno does another delightful Khate impression. Only he shows animation and more than one facial expression, so that's a 7/10 for Bruno.


Brooke gets the Death Glare for not sucking up to Khate and mentioning that she has 8 children.


By the way, how does putting on all whorish make-up help her kids? I mean, everything she does is to help her kids, right?


Okay, off to vote for Niecy, who remains awesome!