Chad Ochocincho (with Cheryl Burke): 1-800-868-3401
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Jake Pavelka (with Chelsie Hightower): 1-800-868-3404
Niecy Nash (with Louis van Amstel): 1-800-868-3405
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Nicole Scherzinger (with Derek Hough): 1-800-868-3408
Aiden Turner (with Edyta Sliwinska): 1-800-868-3409
Pamela Anderson (with Damian Whitewood): 1-800-868-3411
Monday, April 12, 2010
The Neat Freak is a Freak
According to a PDF released by the publisher in advance of "Khate's" new book, she left snacks for the trash collectors. On top of the trash bins.
http://www.zondervan.com/media/samples/pdf/0310318963_samptxt.pdf. Pages 15-16.
Khate "says": "During that time, we exceeded our trash quota so often that we left presents on top of the trash cans in hopes the sanitation workers would take everything we put out. Sometimes we left little snacks, baked goods, or candy — anything we had."
Oh, I see. It's okay for Khate to berate her children in public for getting ice cream or washable markers on their clothes - but she can leave food on top of trash cans for the sanitation workers? Why, Khate? Because they're beneath you?
It's truly stunning how she perceives herself to be so different than the rest of the human race. She fake laughs about what a neat freak she is. "Ooh, look at me! I'm so freaky! Hee hee!" Methinks she's a neat freak when it suits her.
http://www.zondervan.com/media/samples/pdf/0310318963_samptxt.pdf. Pages 15-16.
Khate "says": "During that time, we exceeded our trash quota so often that we left presents on top of the trash cans in hopes the sanitation workers would take everything we put out. Sometimes we left little snacks, baked goods, or candy — anything we had."
Oh, I see. It's okay for Khate to berate her children in public for getting ice cream or washable markers on their clothes - but she can leave food on top of trash cans for the sanitation workers? Why, Khate? Because they're beneath you?
It's truly stunning how she perceives herself to be so different than the rest of the human race. She fake laughs about what a neat freak she is. "Ooh, look at me! I'm so freaky! Hee hee!" Methinks she's a neat freak when it suits her.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
OMG
Jimmy Fallon was "attacked" by paparazzi and expresses his feelings through dance, exactly like Khate.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
FYI
Here is a clip of Tony Dovolani and Melissa Rycroft. This is what a paso doble is supposed to look like. This is what Tony can do when paired with someone who can dance and perform.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Dancing with the non Star
How much do I love that the story required Khate to wear her natural bitchface?
I imagine this "get out of my way" move is also familiar to Khate. That's right, Tony, choreograph to what she knows.
Just like Steve carries around Khate's purse for her, Tony lifts up Khate's foot and moves it in a graceful manner for her.
Whoa. The make-up, hair, and wardrobe people all hate Khate this week. Lay off the organic macaroons, Khate!
Once again, Tony gets to drag Khate around. It's the highlight of his week.
Once again, there is nobody in the audience to cheer Khate on, since she has no friends or family in her life. So the camera goes to Florence Henderson, who's all "You call that a paso doble?"
Khate doesn't even bother smiling at the judges any more. Hey Tony! If you want Khate to show personality in next week's dance, dress like Steve!
Bruno does another delightful Khate impression. Only he shows animation and more than one facial expression, so that's a 7/10 for Bruno.
Brooke gets the Death Glare for not sucking up to Khate and mentioning that she has 8 children.
By the way, how does putting on all whorish make-up help her kids? I mean, everything she does is to help her kids, right?
Okay, off to vote for Niecy, who remains awesome!
I imagine this "get out of my way" move is also familiar to Khate. That's right, Tony, choreograph to what she knows.
Just like Steve carries around Khate's purse for her, Tony lifts up Khate's foot and moves it in a graceful manner for her.
Whoa. The make-up, hair, and wardrobe people all hate Khate this week. Lay off the organic macaroons, Khate!
Once again, Tony gets to drag Khate around. It's the highlight of his week.
Once again, there is nobody in the audience to cheer Khate on, since she has no friends or family in her life. So the camera goes to Florence Henderson, who's all "You call that a paso doble?"
Khate doesn't even bother smiling at the judges any more. Hey Tony! If you want Khate to show personality in next week's dance, dress like Steve!
Bruno does another delightful Khate impression. Only he shows animation and more than one facial expression, so that's a 7/10 for Bruno.
Brooke gets the Death Glare for not sucking up to Khate and mentioning that she has 8 children.
By the way, how does putting on all whorish make-up help her kids? I mean, everything she does is to help her kids, right?
Okay, off to vote for Niecy, who remains awesome!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
More Khate!
Every week that Khate is on DWTS is another week where her true self gets exposed.
Couldn't happen to a nicer person!
Dear, sweet Tony tweeted this: "Good morning everyone new day new start it all begins with a smile and a thank you to you all for being so supportive :-)"
Translation: thank you, ABC, for giving Khate the bitch edit.
Next week, the paso doble! I imagine Tony will be the matador/bull, the part that involves moving around. Khate will be the cape, because that part involves just standing there. That part is also sometimes called the bull. Which is perfect, because she's full of shit.
Get your "Free Tony" t-shirt!
Couldn't happen to a nicer person!
Dear, sweet Tony tweeted this: "Good morning everyone new day new start it all begins with a smile and a thank you to you all for being so supportive :-)"
Translation: thank you, ABC, for giving Khate the bitch edit.
Next week, the paso doble! I imagine Tony will be the matador/bull, the part that involves moving around. Khate will be the cape, because that part involves just standing there. That part is also sometimes called the bull. Which is perfect, because she's full of shit.
Get your "Free Tony" t-shirt!
Monday, March 29, 2010
More DWTS screencaps
I had to watch it again. It was so entertaining. But not in the way Khate hoped.
This is where she got lost and bounced from foot to foot.
Can you spot the professional dancer?
Khate is lost and NOT HAPPY. Tony's sleeping on the laundry room floor tonight!
Tony gets to do what Jon only dreamed of - fling Khate around!
If looks could kill...
I used all of my phone votes on Niecy just for this bored look alone. (And also because she's awesome). Note the Bachelor's pity clap.
Bruno, whom I love more than ever, doing the Robot to imitate Khate's dancing "style".
She is not amused.
My god, the hair department hates her. But it's still better than the reverse mullet.
Khate is bored now.
Kate is either pandering to the Christian vote - or cracking her knuckles to take on Tony outside by the bike rack.
You can use the screencaps but link back to me, okay? Get your "Free Tony" t-shirt!
This is where she got lost and bounced from foot to foot.
Can you spot the professional dancer?
Khate is lost and NOT HAPPY. Tony's sleeping on the laundry room floor tonight!
Tony gets to do what Jon only dreamed of - fling Khate around!
If looks could kill...
I used all of my phone votes on Niecy just for this bored look alone. (And also because she's awesome). Note the Bachelor's pity clap.
Bruno, whom I love more than ever, doing the Robot to imitate Khate's dancing "style".
She is not amused.
My god, the hair department hates her. But it's still better than the reverse mullet.
Khate is bored now.
Kate is either pandering to the Christian vote - or cracking her knuckles to take on Tony outside by the bike rack.
You can use the screencaps but link back to me, okay? Get your "Free Tony" t-shirt!
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