FYI

Here is a clip of Tony Dovolani and Melissa Rycroft. This is what a paso doble is supposed to look like. This is what Tony can do when paired with someone who can dance and perform.

Dancing with the non Star

How much do I love that the story required Khate to wear her natural bitchface?



I imagine this "get out of my way" move is also familiar to Khate. That's right, Tony, choreograph to what she knows.


Just like Steve carries around Khate's purse for her, Tony lifts up Khate's foot and moves it in a graceful manner for her.


Whoa. The make-up, hair, and wardrobe people all hate Khate this week. Lay off the organic macaroons, Khate!


Once again, Tony gets to drag Khate around. It's the highlight of his week.


Once again, there is nobody in the audience to cheer Khate on, since she has no friends or family in her life. So the camera goes to Florence Henderson, who's all "You call that a paso doble?"


Khate doesn't even bother smiling at the judges any more. Hey Tony! If you want Khate to show personality in next week's dance, dress like Steve!


Bruno does another delightful Khate impression. Only he shows animation and more than one facial expression, so that's a 7/10 for Bruno.


Brooke gets the Death Glare for not sucking up to Khate and mentioning that she has 8 children.


By the way, how does putting on all whorish make-up help her kids? I mean, everything she does is to help her kids, right?


Okay, off to vote for Niecy, who remains awesome!

More Khate!

Every week that Khate is on DWTS is another week where her true self gets exposed.



Couldn't happen to a nicer person!

Dear, sweet Tony tweeted this: "Good morning everyone new day new start it all begins with a smile and a thank you to you all for being so supportive :-)"

Translation: thank you, ABC, for giving Khate the bitch edit.

Next week, the paso doble! I imagine Tony will be the matador/bull, the part that involves moving around. Khate will be the cape, because that part involves just standing there. That part is also sometimes called the bull. Which is perfect, because she's full of shit.



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More DWTS screencaps

I had to watch it again. It was so entertaining. But not in the way Khate hoped.

This is where she got lost and bounced from foot to foot.



Can you spot the professional dancer?





Khate is lost and NOT HAPPY. Tony's sleeping on the laundry room floor tonight!


Tony gets to do what Jon only dreamed of - fling Khate around!


If looks could kill...


I used all of my phone votes on Niecy just for this bored look alone. (And also because she's awesome). Note the Bachelor's pity clap.


Bruno, whom I love more than ever, doing the Robot to imitate Khate's dancing "style".


She is not amused.


My god, the hair department hates her. But it's still better than the reverse mullet.


Khate is bored now.


Kate is either pandering to the Christian vote - or cracking her knuckles to take on Tony outside by the bike rack.




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DWTS - March 29

You know, it wouldn't be a bad thing if BabyMama and her Posse O'Crazy kept Khate in for a couple more weeks. I mean, think of what we'd be missing:

The eye rolls as Bruno insults her in a new way (this week "Stepford wife").


The painful wince as the judges rip her a new one with her scores (love how Tony is a professional! Look at the smile!)


The total inability to hide her seething anger.


I have always loved this show but thought about boycotting it, when Khate was confirmed as a contestant. Now I'm glad I stayed for the train wreck. But I do feel bad for Tony. Look at the crap he has to put up with:



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DWTS Voting

The voting phone numbers are the same as last week. You are limited to a certain number of votes per your phone number(s), and validated email address.

http://abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars/index

Chad Ochocincho (with Cheryl Burke): 1-800-868-3401

Shannen Doherty (with Mark Ballas): 1-800-868-3402

Erin Andrews (with Makskim Chmerkovskiy): 1-800-868-3403

Jake Pavelka (with Chelsie Hightower): 1-800-868-3404

Niecy Nash (with Louis van Amstel): 1-800-868-3405

Evan Lysacek (with Anna Trebunskaya): 1-800-868-3406

Buzz Aldrin (with Ashly Costa): 1-800-868-3407

Nicole Scherzinger (with Derek Hough): 1-800-868-3408

Aiden Turner (with Edyta Sliwinska): 1-800-868-3409

Pamela Anderson (with Damian Whitewood): 1-800-868-3411

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Kate does love shopping carts

How much do you suppose Kate regrets posing for the paparazzis pushing a shopping cart around?